Halo’s Grasp Chief simply had intercourse
I discover Paramount+’s Halo TV present painful to look at.
Not solely does it stray considerably from its video game-based supply materials, at instances, it doesn’t even really feel prefer it has something to do with Halo in any respect. Pablo Shreiber, the actor who performs the Chief, does an admirable job of making an attempt to hold the TV present on his bolstered bones, however even he can’t reserve it from its B-level manufacturing and schlocky sci-fi script.
Then there are the lower than stellar CGI results, annoying characters that really feel completely misplaced in Halo’s world, and now, a intercourse scene involving the Grasp Chief.
Beware, spoilers beneath:
Sure, you learn that accurately — John-117 actually will get it on in episode 8 of the Halo TV Present. Chances are you’ll assume that this act of coitus was together with his one real love, Cortana, however that’s not the case, although the AI is concerned on a moderately creepy degree.
Within the episode, Grasp Chief and Makee (Charlie Murphy) — a human that was kidnapped by the covenant at a younger age — have grown nearer as a consequence of their capacity to speak with an alien artifact, leading to them eradicating their shirts, touching one another’s scars and fascinating in sexual activity, all whereas Cortana (performed by Jen Taylor) watches on.
Oh, and including to the weirdness, Cortana was instructed to regulate John by Dr. Catherine Halsey (Natascha McElhone), who is basically the Chief’s mom.
To be clear, I haven’t truly watched the episode, so that is only a third-party account of the steamy motion based mostly on my intensive analysis.
Different pivotal moments from the Halo TV present embrace the reveal of Grasp Chief’s face and, in fact, additionally his butt.
I gave up on the Halo TV present a number of episodes in the past, however I’d be mendacity if this didn’t make me need to test it out once more, if just for morbid curiosity’s sake. In a way, I’m glad my inexperienced house boyfriend is lastly getting some after serving humanity for thus lengthy, although a part of me additionally needs this TV present didn’t exist in any respect.
